zeldathemes
anything i put here feels pretentious
Eighteen.
Uni student.
I work somewhere that (misleadingly) doesn't sell bananas.

jokes on some of the guys in my life because im either a late bloomer or asexual

  #hehehe    #but im probably just a late bloomer    #im not saying that in denial    #my dad didnt start dating until he got his masters    #so    #my mom was the same  
We are prescribing for fat people what we diagnose as disordered eating in thin people.
Deb Burgard, keynote at the 2011 NAAFA conference (via loniemc)

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

Harry Potter tumblr style // inspired by (x)

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

morganamigos:

Merlin tumblr style // inspired by (x&x)

Real illness is rarely like that. Sometimes even successful treatment doesn’t cure you; it just makes life go from ‘Star Wars Episode I-level awful’ to ‘Star Wars Episode III-level bearable.’ Sometimes illness doesn’t teach you anything, or make you a better person. But because so many of us rely on the quick and/or life-affirming versions of illness we’ve seen on television and in movies, we tend to discourage real-life experiences when they don’t match up. Cancer sufferers discover that people don’t want to listen when they express understandable feelings of anger or depression, because everyone expects people with cancer to be strong and courageous so that we can repeat their uplifting stories in email forwards. People who are sick for years might find that friends who were understanding at first gradually start to drift away, as if they’re thinking, ‘Didn’t you have surgery already once? Isn’t that story arc over yet? For God’s sake why aren’t you doing a fun run?’

5 Things I Didn’t Know About Health Care Until I Got Sick (Cracked) - C. Coville  (via blue-author)

YEP.  Injuries, disease, and illness - “what doesn’t kill you… sometimes, just wrecks you”.   For some things, you just get to hold on and that’s about it.

(via bankuei)

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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

galaxypeen:

Why I’m A Feminist